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Indian Demotivational Poster

IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)


PROVERB - Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

1st Contact -

TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er

the Indy 500 -

TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4.03/5

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vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....

THE DIFFERENCE? - Indy's a shortcut through college

TAGS: indiana jones
Rating: 3.13/5

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Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:53 pm
See what happens if you fail to make it to Hollywood?


LAZINESS - Is the mother of improvisation

TAGS: indian jones laziness improvisation
Rating: 3.47/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 7:09 pm
cook was a drog and so was i
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 6:54 pm
maybe from down your part of the world derek?
Derek - January 5, 2010, 6:51 pm
drog = Cook? Why?
drog - January 5, 2010, 6:30 pm
Never bring a knife to a gun fight!


TAGS: indian gandhi nerhu columbus lost cricket bollywood outsource call centre
Rating: 4.23/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2012, 1:07 am
If columbus didn't get lost... then he would've discovered India and nothing would've been different.... 5till, its fine...

PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes

B-52 FLYBY -

TAGS: indian ocean flyby b52
Rating: 4.06/5

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MPsniper - April 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
BANG... yer dead
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm
Ha ha! VERY true! 5

AMERICANS - If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking Native American.

TAGS: americans native indians
Rating: 3.87/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:02 pm
Finally, a TRUE patriot who tried to defend his country from invasion.
Kung-Fu Devil - March 11, 2011, 4:12 am
I think you missed my point. Actually... I know you missed my point.
MuthaLuva69 - March 11, 2011, 1:57 am
hahaha whoever made this is a complete utter idiot. the man in that ph**o is Sitting Bull who help in the killing General Custer. if anything he is a symbol of victory for the true Americans.
agdaniele - September 9, 2010, 9:11 pm
Well played.

IDENTIFICATION FAIL - you are not in india

TAGS: christopher columbus identification fail indians
Rating: 2.64/5

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Haarakkon - June 29, 2009, 11:49 am
That's what I'M sayin'
Roamer - June 29, 2009, 11:10 am
columbus is coincidentally the most decorated rapist and plunderer in all of history.. why? because he has a holiday... where the f*ck is Norse Viking Day huh?
ddh - June 29, 2009, 7:36 am
lol, right yes. Columbus thought he was in India, because he thought this is the way to china
Anonymous2 - June 1, 2009, 1:20 pm
They never thought they did. Columbus said they were "in Dios" meaning "of God" not "Indians"


TAGS: shat bricks indian hrithik roshan
Rating: 1.54/5




TAGS: colts peyton manning indianapolis indiana funny motivational posters football nfl
Rating: 3.32/5

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calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Never heard of him charging for a autograph. I have a football autographed and he didn't charge me.


TAGS: fugly drunk beer indian native
Rating: 2.75/5

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Kilted - March 8, 2012, 2:55 pm
Both of them apparently.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:18 pm

One must wonder, who here wore the beer goggles?

WHY COPYRIGHT IS IMPORTANT - How would you feel if you created something good, then a deceptive guy used it for his crimes and in the end the thing you created is associated to him and to the evil itself?

TAGS: indian swastika is not evil
Rating: 4.54/5

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Stentor - July 15, 2012, 4:01 pm
Uh no. Aryan was borrowed from the Indians by the Germans. The swastika & swavastika are of sanskrit origin, not german. The idea of european aryans is solely an invention of the Nazis, nothing else. No serious scholar affords that label any credibility.
CloudchaserS - June 28, 2012, 10:05 am
Part of the problem is idiots who go by what a swastika represents to them personally and refuse to recognize that not everyone sees it as a symbol of evil
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:48 am
5L by the way...
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:47 am
Technically Indians are mixed race descendants. Aryans were also one of them and swastika was an Aryan creation. Aryans are European and Germanic, swastika is of German origin. Its unfortunate misuse was sadly done by a genius with a biased mind.

TWINDIANS - They've wandered off the Reservation again

TAGS: twins couples college indians
Rating: 2.86/5

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MacMogan - December 16, 2009, 9:56 pm
Heh, probably not, but they do have indian necklaces and chaps so....:)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:38 pm
Are there Indians in this pic? None appear to be Hindus. I can see some twidiots though.


COMING SOON - 'Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home Full of Greybeards'

MAN-O-MAN - My ex-wife ended up with my bike. (Indian Giver)

TAGS: indian day motorcycle
Rating: 3.95/5

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rerun - March 9, 2011, 6:51 pm

beautiful machine.
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:49 pm
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 10:20 pm
ICEMAN - March 7, 2011, 10:07 pm
Nice twist.

One little, -

EAR HAIR - Yes it can be an Indian only.


SUBTLE BEAUTY - Shy, Awkward, But Stunning Nonetheless.

TAGS: indian saree subtlebeauty
Rating: 4.26/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:09 pm
It's a metamorphical process Cubby. They begin as stunning beauties, then marry and TRANSFORM into "Aunties" :P
spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:07 pm
Sorry Achmed...I'm still staring at the dot.
Cubbybear - January 26, 2011, 8:10 pm
You notice there is no middle for Indian women. Beauty Or Dogface....She's a beauty.

Market Crashed -

Proud Parent -

Nazi Monkeys -

TAGS: nazi monkey indiana karen betrayal
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2014, 11:26 pm
Indy's best foil!

Higher Studies -

Inheritance -

TAGS: indians native proverb earth
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 1:20 pm
Weren't those the guys from the culture that lost?

TRIBAL SPEED - "E = mc2 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared" Albert Einstein


TAGS: idol indiana raiders ark
Rating: 3.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:43 am
"the idols eyes began to wink and blink. He said 'Hold on, Jim, give me time to think!'"


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!

INDIANA JONES AND HENRY JONES SR. - We named the dog indiana



TEJA - Theica needed another retard

TAGS: teja indian
Rating: 2.1/5

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Hoosier Daddy -

TAGS: not in indiana
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 10, 2015, 8:21 am
Not everyone is willing to admit to enjoying the seamy underbelly of humor. Thank you, con.....sicko
concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:33 am
GaryO, You are a sick man and I enjoy every word of your sickness

anatomy -